All GPS devices should have names. I mean, what sound better: "My Garmin Nüvi 1234 says to go this way" or "Jill says to go there"? And so, my first GPS was named "Gaby" for two reasons: at that time, my wife and I were fans of
Desperate Housewives and Gabriella Solis was one of our favorite characters; and the GPS talked incessantly at us.
My next GPS was named "Mattie" because she was the first GPS that I owned which had lifetime free map updates and traffic reports. Get it, Map And Traffic...Mattie?
So, now I am pleased to introduce you to my newest GPS device..."Red Leader."
Thanks,
Garmin, for letting pretend I'm flying down the trench of the Death Star.
